He's a legend in his own mind...

In the immortal words of Gucci Mane:

"I'm on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down b***hes I can call
I don't know what I would do without y'all
I'm gon' ball til the day I fall

Yeah, long as my b***hes love me (yeah, yeah)"

RPigM is a legend in his own mind. During the course of four years with this guy, I was informed that:

• His decorator wants a continuing relationship with him;
• His MS/HS sweetheart is ready to leave her husband for him, all he has to do is ask;
• Note to her - he does NOT like dogs and won't let you have them; and
• He will expect you to take over all housekeeping and cooking chores AND pay rent.
• His ex-wife wants to divorce her husband, move in with him, and she still loves him;
• This is the woman he refers to as a "psycho b***h"; and
• This is the woman who he calls "a horrible mother" to their two children.
• His hairstylist wants to have sex with him, because she sent him a picture of herself dressed up for a church ceremony;
• By the way, you should have heard all the negative and derogatory comments that he made about you after his unfortunate hair discoloration, apparently you don't know what you are doing and made him look horrible;
• Every time you have cut his hair, for two days afterwards he has complained that you didn't do a good job.
• The strippers at the clubs he frequents really do like him, not just for his money;
• Any woman who says "hello" to him, or is nice to him, wants him and thinks he is great.

So be on the lookout ladies, because this guy apparently considers women something to use and discard once they become inconvenient or no longer feed his ego.

And yes, the first line of the song really does apply, because this is the guy who won't keep his nose out of a bottle and likes his weed too (especially getting high with his kids).