Don't Tell Me Lies

Every move you made before was never meant for real
Over my naivety is this how I should feel?
Don't tell me lies
Looking back I realize it's always been this way
We must note what has gone and never turn away
Don't tell me lies
Broken loose from indecision
Now I'm alright on my own
Still I wait from your confession
I guess I'm alright on my own
Don't tell me lies   ~Breathe, "Don't Tell Me Lies" Lyrics (Annotated)

It would be wonderful for a person (and all their friends and family) if only one individual were the recipient of the deceptive behavior from RPigM, however this just isn't the case.

This article, Eight Types of Lies That People Tell, gives nice specifics about patterns of behavior.

To summarize:

• White Lies - I'm sure that most of you have experienced the "phone call" white lie, both on the receiving end and as a witness. RPigM loves this one most of all. While on the phone, or sometimes via text or email, he will remove himself from conversation by claiming that "another call is coming in" or "he is at the store" or "traffic is busy". Put simply, the recipient is either annoying, inconvenient, or not feeding his ego enough so the conversation is over. Most of his behavior is centered around these "white lies" also - he will freely fabricate incidents and conversations to make himself seem more...smart, wealthy, popular...you pick the adjective.
• Broken Promises - the biggest recipient of these is his children and family members. Large and small, he makes promises to everyone about everything, however they almost never materialize. Plans for lunch, fishing, "gourmet meals", something almost always comes up, usually at the last minute. But that "last minute change of plans" is over half the time a lie within minutes of it coming out of his mouth. Only a few minutes go by before he makes conflicting promises with someone else.
• The Lie of Fabrication - I could give details, however that would be hurtful to many of you. I know a number of things that he has said about me in the aftermath of his drunken explosion, and that is just a drop in the bucket compared to the regular statements he makes about both his "friends" and family on a daily basis.
• The Bold-Faced Lie - Let's just use some of the things he has said about me as a prime example. Any of you that believe the "She never cooked. She never cleaned." obviously have never spent any time at the house when I was there. Apparently with RPigM's revisionist history, the multiple versions of Eggs Benedict, the rack of lamb, the Rusti, the pancakes, the omelets... all of these were a figment of his imagination. But if you saw those, then you also saw that the only person cleaning up after breakfast, and dinner, was me. As to the "She never paid rent." just read the "Let's Talk About Rent, Baby, Let's Talk About You and Me" entry. 
• The Lying in Exaggeration - he is a master of the "fish story", and pretty much every description he gives in a situation is either so inflated or so minimized that it is virtually unbelievable.
• Lies of Deception - A great case in point right now is his "Online Store" website. Trust me, not only did he not do the actual work behind the store (hours of setting up pages, writing website copy - see the plagiarism piece below, taking and or editing photos, developing the database of products, inputting all the information, and the endless revisions and tweaks necessary for smooth functioning, as well as the changes constantly demanded by him), he also never paid for the work done and made false claims to illegally seize control of the product, as well as the personal account behind the product.
• Plagiarism - and other theft of intellectual or copyrighted property from someone else is how he does business. Yet he is the first to get offended when it is done to him. Case in point? A certain competitor in the industry...ask him why he copied their designs, and he will tell you "it wasn't his fault". Ask him who actually wrote the copy for his website or social media posts, and he will fail to tell you that he never offered any form of compensation for those services. Inquire into who was actually helping him compose emails for his business or personal business, and you won't get a straight answer either.
• Compulsive Lying - Let's face it, if RPigM is speaking or breathing, he is lying. Telling untruths comes much more easily to him than telling the truth, and everything he says should be doubted.

So, Buyer Beware! The bill of goods that RPigM will try to sell you is a box full of nothing. Fine tune your lie detector, and sit back and laugh the next time you have a conversation with him as you watch his tangled web wrap him in a sticky mess.