And the award goes to...

...the guy who complains non-stop about his children's' behavior, yet does everything in his power to reward the negative and inappropriate behavior.

I'm sorry, but in my book, there are some things that you just don't do as a parent:

• buy weed from your daughter's friend
• smoke weed with your kids everytime they visit
• teach your child how to do flaming shots before their 21st birthday
• get drunk with your kids (and then complain when one of them has two DWIs before age 25)
• buy a vehicle and title/insure it in your name for a child who openly talks about getting stoned while driving

But more than that, if one of your kids (age 25) has a job that pays well more than minimum wage for 35+ hours a week, why are you:

• paying half of the rent on the apartment
• paying the cell phone bill (even though he doesn't answer your calls or texts over 50% of the time)
• paying all the utilities, including wi-fi and cable
• hiring a cleaning lady to come in and clean once a month
• sending food and food money (as does his mother, because apparently his pay that he gets on Th/Fri is gone by Mon/Tue)

Oh, wait - the kid also works for you and so you run most of the above as a "business expense" on your company books.

And you wonder why the kid doesn't take any responsibility for any of his actions and won't grow up?!?

But hey, what do I know? Because according to RPigM, I'm the bad parent!